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What if?

● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~What do you think about my~

● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?

~Have you ever ~

● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
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The Edge of reason is dead- An overview of Cats The Musical Spoof Take five...

Tugger investigates this and that, Electra, Demeter, Bombalurina, Munkustrap, and Alonzo get low, Carbuckety is satan, Munkustrap thinks Bustopher Jones is a Blue Rapist who overeats, Jemima is an alien, Skimbleshanks lives in rape-ville,and Tugger can't do anything about it. Munkustrap doesn't know how to tell you this, so he lets Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Victoria, and Admeatus tell you that you've got the AIDS, Rumpleteazer wants you to have fun fucking, and Electra now eats rainbows and poops butterflies, Quaxo and Tugger are gay lovers and think Barbie is a bitch. victoria kicks off her stilletos and fucks Admeatus in the backseat, Tugger gives Bombalurina a mental mind-fuck, Munkustrap lost his job and came home mad, so now he's a male hooker. Tugger has a pelvic-thrust fest, Munkustrap wants Macavity to give him more, Tugger is to sexy for his sexy, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer want charlie to head right on up to the candy mountain cave, and Mr. Mistoffeles explodes into oblivion.
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Cheddafumonda

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Seeing as I don't know how to do a poll, I'll do a journal.

If Sailor Moon had Sailor Chibi/Mini Moon, should Lady Gaga have a Babi Gaga?
Acceptable answers:
Yes
No
Frankly My dear, I don't give a damn.
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-really- I can't feel my face. I'm speaking like Richard Nixon. Half of my face is dis-abled at this point in juncture. WOW. Novacane is funny shit.
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So, here's what will ahppen in the next week. I will re-hash the coloring on Blame Not My Cheeks Drag Cos, Draw Come Up and Try My New Parts (CUATMNP) Cos, finish reading Bedknob and Broomstick, and start Mary Poppins. Also, I want to cook more this week. TODAY: I helped Sabrina with my godtwins. BLT's for lunch. 3 dirty Diapers. RRRoast for dinner, and a flurry for desert. Yo, go. We Done Good. Dentist tommorrow. New one. EEEK. I hope he's not hot. Cause if he is, I'll be laying there with my croch in full view... forget I said that. SO YEAH. I HOPE HE IS NICE.... god I need sleep. TTYL.

EDIT

Re-hashed, re-scanned and re-uploaded Blame Not My Cheeks Cos.

EDIT

DISCOSTICK!!!
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Shtolen from Mushuu by boonedaba1991, journal

The edge of reason is dead by boonedaba1991, journal

Cheddafumonda by boonedaba1991, journal

I am not a crook. by boonedaba1991, journal

Yo, go. We done good. by boonedaba1991, journal