The Edge of reason is dead- An overview of Cats The Musical Spoof Take five...

Tugger investigates this and that, Electra, Demeter, Bombalurina, Munkustrap, and Alonzo get low, Carbuckety is satan, Munkustrap thinks Bustopher Jones is a Blue Rapist who overeats, Jemima is an alien, Skimbleshanks lives in rape-ville,and Tugger can't do anything about it. Munkustrap doesn't know how to tell you this, so he lets Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Victoria, and Admeatus tell you that you've got the AIDS, Rumpleteazer wants you to have fun fucking, and Electra now eats rainbows and poops butterflies, Quaxo and Tugger are gay lovers and think Barbie is a bitch. victoria kicks off her stilletos and fucks Admeatus in the backseat, Tugger gives Bombalurina a mental mind-fuck, Munkustrap lost his job and came home mad, so now he's a male hooker. Tugger has a pelvic-thrust fest, Munkustrap wants Macavity to give him more, Tugger is to sexy for his sexy, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer want charlie to head right on up to the candy mountain cave, and Mr. Mistoffeles explodes into oblivion.